Others, however, sometimes fail in such historic proportions that it's hard to describe with the mere use of the English language.
This call from 'Susan' is an instance of the latter. Click below to listen to the full call:
Update: We decided Susan needs her own theme music for if/when she calls in, but can't settle on a theme. Here are some suggestions:
Version 1 - Squeal like a Falcon!
Version 2 - Epic music for an epic fail:
Version 3 - Susan is just so sad, she'd make an onion cry: